(Following in the footsteps of Ugich Konitari's post, SO WHAT'S NEW?)
The Shri Ram Sene wants to be a ‘kebab me haddi’
Which is why some girls will gift them a pink ‘chaddi’,
But maybe a more useful gift-idea is there
We can send them long, striped nada-wala underwear,
Which they can wear while issuing dictats from their ‘gaddi’.