Saturday, June 20, 2009

Dal, flies and cricket

June 20,2009
Obama can cook keema, dal; is a big cricket fan (Link)

US President Barack H Obama can cook kheema and dal. He is a fan of cricket but terrible with bats. These little known secrets about Obama were revealed during his interview to Dawn television of Pakistan where he reflected upon his acquaintance with the South Asian culture.

As a student , Dal, he learned to cook,
But in cricket, could never master the hook,
But he proudly said, "I,
"Can now murder a fly",
Getting to the White House was all it took....

Saturday, June 13, 2009

A twist in the tale...

Pranab Loses Cool, Twists Photo Journalist's Ear (Link)

Grandfather ministers, simply have no fear,
They brook no interference , thats clear,
If your camera is a pest,
And a photo you request,
They just frown and come twist your ear.....

Some members in parliament act juvenile,
Keep interrupting the Speaker, all the while..
So as they disturb and shout,
This minister has enough clout,
And should drag and twist their long ears in style

Monday, June 1, 2009

More Tobacco day ?

In his infinite wisdom, the Health Minister chooses World NO Tobacco Day, to say, that showing people puffing cigarettes in movies is fine, and need not be banned.... (link)

The combined knowledge of a ministerial mind,

May possibly leave some empty space behind,
For despite United Nations,
And "anti tobacco" declarations,
The election euphoria has made them so blind

So while heroes in movies inhale a poison puff,

Kill a kidnapped child, and then say " how tough!,
That's entertainment,dance and song,
We show kids everything that's wrong,
Its you who allows them to watch all that stuff..".

So just like reel life , real life teaches,
No one's impressed by ministerial speeches,
They're busy checking "offers",
Its always time to fill the coffers,
And then suck the common man dry, like parasitic leeches...