Monday, November 23, 2009

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BCCI may lift ban (for cricket match fixing) on Azharuddin (LINK)

A cheater, now monitor of the class,
Said."I'm important, so I hope I pass..",
If the MP matchfixing accused,
From his guilt, can be excused,
For me, it will be such a simple task....

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Billion-foolish, penny-wise

Koda fails to appear before ED for questioning for the third time....(LINK)

I was a day late returning a book,
"Pay the fine" they said, and i said ,"Look,
I had the swine flu,
And my weakness just grew
A full hour to walk here, for me , it took......"

But the ED doesnt know how to enforce,
Rules on scamster Madhu Koda , of course,
"Dont bother me", says he,
"I'm electioneering, can't you see",
I will spend it all while you search for the source.."

Authorities are billion-foolish , penny-wise,
Scamsters intimidate in a minister's guise,
Petty people they chase,
And bungle every big case,
For guessing who wins, there will be no prize......

Sunday, November 15, 2009

The MNCs play Gilli Danda

Sony Plastation has digitalised the Indian game Gilli Danda [Link]

Hear this! Sony digitalized Gilli-Danda
And Coke said ‘Piyo Thanda, Jiyo Thanda’
The MNCs have understood the game
For the route to Money and Fame
Don’t ignore India, that’s the 'basic funda'


Friday, November 13, 2009

Parole Party

Murderer get parole based on lies. LINK

He asks "where's the party tonight ?",
I need to get my parole reasons right,
Religious ceremony for the dead,
My mother isnt well, he said,
If this doesnt convince them , nothing might.

The most well connected prisoner, by far,
Got paroled and went straight to a 5 star,
Misbehaving with girls , his choice,
But the public errupted in noise,
And he had to burrow back into his cell at Tihar

He has political cushions on which to lean,
For him a charmed life in jail it has been,
CM supports him on the whole,
Lets him tell lies to get parole,
How long he stays in prison, remains to be seen.....

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Diary of Madhu Koda

A case was registered against Koda and eight others by the Enforcement Directorate of IT department on October 10 for alleged money laundering, diversion of state funds and indulging in huge illegal investments abroad.

Mines in Thailand, money in Europe,
Madhu Koda's fortunes on a wild gallop,
But his stomach is in pain,
CBI waits for him yet again,
And the name diary still packs a good wallop...

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Government, for them, of them, by them.....

Maharashtra politicians finally end their haggling for riches, and form a government. LINK

They get elected with a majority thin,
Fight, then say, the situation is "win-win",
After 16 days of waste,
I wonder if this is a taste,
Of what awaits us, when they actually begin...

Its actually a shameless tug-of-war,
Greedy chaps, they all want more,
More money, less work,
Responsibility ? Lets shirk !
The whole thing is rotten down to the core.....

Sunday, November 1, 2009

H1N1 in Gujarat

Narendra Modi, the chief minister of Gujarat was diagnosed with swine flu recently., after a visit to Russia. (Link)

The man everyone loves to hate,
He has Swine Flu, as of to-date,
But now its very clear
He got it from Russia,
In Gujarat, the vaccine wont reach late