On Dr Singh

Doctors have begun heart bypass surgery on Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh after he was admitted to hospital in Delhi. [Link]

Take it cool, O Matron and Sister
Our workaholic PM, he isn't a Doctor
But just fix the problem
And sing national anthem
And he'll walk out of operation theater

OPERATION PM

(Manmohan Singh, India's Prime Minister, will undergo a bypass surgery today. All the best, Dr Singh.) (Link)

Our PM's going to have a repeat bypass operation,
Which'll surely affect the heartbeat of the nation.
It'll take an 8-10 hour surgery
And 6-8 weeks of recovery,
But Dr Singh's hoping, "I wouldn't mind a repeat in the election."