My Gym !

In my apartment, they have this lovely gym
I signed up with misplaced hope and a whim

The place is called Inch by Inch
Am told losing an inch is a pinch

And my losing one half of an inch, stays as dim !


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The Fat Fuel

A BEVERLY Hills cosmetic surgeon is boosting his green credentials by running his car on biofuel ... made from his patients' fat, sucked out by liposuction. [Link]

The Police in US of A smelt a rat

Now Dr Bittner is put on the mat

He used lipo-suction

And made his cars function

Converting fuel out of patients' fat!