Casanova's Gold

Promoter of crisis-ridden Kingfisher Airlines and UB Group Chairman Vijay Mallya made an offering of gold bricks, weighing about three kg, at the famous hill shrine of Lord Venkateswara on his 58th birthday. Link

Vijay Mallya, the illustrious Vittal's son
Was a casanova and romeo rolled in one
For atonement, he offered gold
As he grew fiftyeight years old
When girls left him saying there was no more fun!

Vivek

Sweet but Problematic

There was a young woman who was diabetic

She ate well and avoided exercise hectic

She ate a lot of ice-cream n cherry

"Oh, Life is all about making merry"

Her doctor diagnosed her 'sweet but problematic.' 

Vivek